Yung feeling na mas mahaba pa ang middle initial mo kaysa sa tulog mo.

Eksena sa ospital:

• AKO: Lola, ayoko na dito. Wala naman akong ginagawa.
• LOLA: Bakit sa bahay may ginagawa ka ?
• AKO: Oo.
• LOLA & AKO: NAGCOCOMPUTER. :)))

Joke time namin.

Pumunta kami ng MOA nun. Tapos nakita namin yung malaking ferris wheel ..

ALE: (nakatigin sa ferris wheel) Ay, gumagalaw pala yan.
ZHEL & AKO: Ay, hindi po Ate, sa ibaba ka lang ! :)))

Tapos nagpunta kami sa seaside ..
JOEM: (nakatingin sa dagat) Ay barko pala yun,
AKO: Ay, hindi bus !

Naulit pa ..

JOEM: (nakatingin sa dagat) Uy, Wow ! May isda !
BREY: Malamang makakita ka ng elepante jan !
Hahaha. Naalala ko lang. Di ako makatulog eh.

Sherlock and Watson

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, and after finishing their dinner they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" he exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"