20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie.

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

• Seriously
• Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

• I don’t care how good he says his weed is
• he is cuckoo bananas
• and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.

• There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
• “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.

• If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
• Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.

• Someone will always be barefoot
• Or in heels
• Or just plain clumsy
• And will sprain their ankles
• And die.

6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.

• Don’t walk around looking for people
• House of Wax, anyone?

7. Don’t be a hero.

• Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
• Hell, maybe even then.
• I mean.

8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.

• The killer is there.
• Also your dog is dead.

9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.

• The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.

10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.

• Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck

11. Don’t go into the basement.

• They are creepy enough without you dying in one.

12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.

• At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.

13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.

• It is obviously your wisest choice.
• SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.

14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. 

• Move very very far away
• Because there’s blood on your walls.
• Blood.
• Your
• Walls
• Are 
• Bleeding.

15. Don’t act like a detective.

• Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
• If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
• But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.

16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.

• If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
• Issue. Solved.

17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.

• Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.

18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.

• It is the killer.
• ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
• Killer’s are very sensitive about their disguises.

19. Don’t take a shower.

• ONLY APPLIES IF:
• It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
• The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music

AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:

20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.

• Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he

Challenge.

 Excited na ako sa challenge sa buhay ko. At sisimulan ko ito ngayon. HAHHAAH.
 Magpopost ako ng pictures from the 30 Day Challenge.

 Rules:

Day 1- A picture of your dream car.
Day 2- A picture of your favorite movie.
Day 3- A picture of something you want really badly.
Day 4- A picture of a person you would want to be on a deserted island with.
Day 5- A picture of your favorite board game.
Day 6- A picture of your dream house,
Day 7- A picture of the background that is on your laptop/desktop.
Day 8- A picture of a plant/tree/flower.
Day 9- A picture with you and your mother.
Day 10- A picture of a random item you own.
Day 11- A picture of your favorite animal
Day 12- A picture of your favorite celebrity.
Day 13- A picture of your best friend(s)
Day 14- A picture of your favorite fast food place.
Day 15- A picture of your zodiac sign.
Day 16- A picture of your favorite outfit.
Day 17- A picture of your favorite candy.
Day 18- A picture of the last thing you bought.
Day 19- A picture of your favorite cartoon character.
Day 20- A picture of your pet (if you don’t have a pet, a picture of an animal that you want)
Day 21- A picture of your favorite food and/or drink.
Day 22- A picture of a meal you created.
Day 23- A picture of a word you use a lot of.
Day 24- A picture of your favorite clothing store.
Day 25- A picture of your favorite hairstyle.
Day 26- A picture of yourself a year ago.
Day 27- A picture of someone who makes you laugh the most.
Day 28- A picture of the person who knows you best.
Day 29- A picture of your favorite restaurant.
Day 30- A picture of your countries flag and/or troops.




Kaya ko ito. God bless naman. :DD

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Kill your limbos.

The feeling that it is never easy to Let Go

— In every possible way you can think. :(

Masipag ka ba?

 Mejo kakauwi ko lang.

 Eh yung pakiramdam na nagsisipag ka sa ibang lugar tapos sa bahay niyo hindi mo magawa yun. Yun ang pakiramdam ko. Naghugas kasi ako ng baso’t malalaking kladero sa church namin. Eh hindi ko naman ginagawa yun dito sa bahay e. Hindi naman sa pagiging tamad pero gusto ko lang ibuhos yung enerhiya ko sa iba pang mabibigat na bahay. HAHAHAH. Eh ano naman kung palusot yun ? :))))

 Eh yung pakiramdam na napipilit ka ng ibang tao pero sa bahay mo hindi din.HAHAHA. At yun uli ang pakiramdam ko. Eh kasi naman. Nakakahiyang tumanggi na ewan. Masama talaga loob ko pero masyado akong masayahin na tao. So, okay lang (siguro). HAHAH. Ayaw na ayaw ko kasi yung pinapagawa nila e. Eh, no choice kami lang yung napilit. HAHAHAH. Pero, okay na yun(ata) talaga.

 At least, nagbloblog na ako. Sinasanay ko lang na magblog dito. Mag-iimprove din ako next time. PROMISE. :D

Okay. Kakain na.

Problema nga naman.

Ang hirap pala pag may kaibigan ka na may problema.

Ang hirap magexplain. Ang hirap magrason. Mangatwiran. Ang hirap ipaliwanag kung bakit ganito at bakit ganyan. Lalo na pag family problem. Yung tipong mawala na lahat pero ang pamilya mo ay mananatili pa rin na nanjan.

Ang mas mahirap ay kapag ayaw niyang unawain. Hindi mo nga naman magigising ang taong nagtutulog tulugan. Nakinig lang ako. Nagpayo kung kinakailangan. At the end of the day, siya pa din naman magdedecide.

I just advised her to pray. Kasi prayer will solve all her problems. Yun lang. 

Umuulan pa din kasi e.

Eh. Umuulan.

 Ulan. Oo, umuulan.

 Yung pakiramdam na masarap matulog kapag umuulan. Yung pakiramdam na ayaw mong bumangon. Yung masarap na pakiramdam na pagkatapos ng mga araw na sobrang init may araw din pala na sobrang lamig.

 Yung pakiramdam na ayaw mo nang bumangon. Kasi parang napakagaan ng pakiramdam kapag umuulan. Parang nabubura lahat ng dalahin mo sa buhay. Kasabay ng pag-agos ng tubig sa bubing ng bahay ay ang pag-ayos papalayo ng di mo madescribe na pakiramdam.

 Yung iba naman, nalulungkot. Nakakadepress ba talaga ? Sa bagay. Di ko din ma-explain eh. Pero sabi sa subject namin tila parang may koneksyon tayo sa weather. I mean, may epekto din sa atin yung panahon. Kaya nga pag sobrang init, nakakairita.

 Magaan lang siguro ang pakiramdam pag malamig. Ayoko na nga tumila e. Yung tipong sana bukas nalang siya tumigil. 

 Pero yung bottomline ko: Malamig. Namiss ko siya. Gusto ko ng pampainit. Gusto ko siyang yakapin hanggang sa makatulog ako.